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No one could have anticipated it. It came without warning.
But on October 2, Jessica Simpson executed her carefully crafted plan for a full out assault on America's eyes, and much to our dismay, she succeeded far and beyond.
During the day, at sister Ashlee's birthday celebration in Las Vegas, she paired granny panties and a sports bra with her favorite…uh.. cover up? Napkin? Used coffee filter? Other than ugly, what the hell is that thing??
Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, she slipped into something less comfortable. Looking ready to guest star on Dynasty, Jess attended the Operation Smile gala in Beverly Hills, wearing an unflattering jumpsuit with…actually we have no idea! Jess, where are your feet??
You're a pretty girl! Please stop wearing these fug clothes and put on something that let's focus on your assets, not on your fashion missteps.
And one more thing: if you're at an Operation Smile benefit, would it kill you to, you know, actually smile? You look like you just ate a piece of rotten fruit!
Just sayin!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
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