Guys: Wanna Make Your Package Look Bigger???

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Then get a pair of the new Body by Calvin Klein Jeans!

The jeans, which are retailing for $79.50, have "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile."

Still not sold on the idea? We'll explain.

Michael Miller of the New York Observer was skeptic of these new jeans too, so he went straight to the source on Madison Avenue. Miller looked at the pair of jeans in store when David Cook who works at Calvin Klein Collection better explained the enhancing effects the jeans can have.

David said "It definitely boosts things. I lack a butt. When I tried them on it was like a cliff back there."

LOLz!!!

Michael still wasn't convinced so he went to Macy's where sales associate Ray Lopez also confirmed the how amazing the jeans are.

“The first time I heard that, I thought it was a joke! I was like, is that why they’re selling? When I first tried them on, it was like, ‘Whoa! Do other people notice this?' You feel more confident. You have people who wear the skinny jean, and the only thing you see is the bulge. These work with the whole body.”

Michael did try a pair on and confirmed that his "confidence" was bigger.

For $80 it's probably worth the try for those lacking that extra somethin' somethin'.

[Image via Calvin Klein.]

Posted: October 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm