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NYC Tanning Salon Holds "Free Lindsay" Rally

Seriously!?

Beach Bum tanning salon is not happy that their client Lindsay Lohan is locked up in jail, so today they're holding a "Free Lindsay" rally in New York City.

The event is expected to draw a crowd of 40 to 70 people where they'll participate in a ribbon-tying ceremony and hold signs that say "We love you Lindsay! Come home soon."

The fake n' bake chain even sent out a press release, saying:

Lindsay Lohan is one of Beach Bum's most loyal clients, with her entire family regularly visiting the salons. The salon hopes its campaign will draw awareness to the harsh punishment inflicted on Lohan due to her celebrity status and that she will be released from jail before her 90 day sentence reaches completion. […] The owners of Beach Bum miss seeing her at the salon and hope for her speedy return.

Do these people not read or watch the news?

First of all, we all know Lindsanity's being released early due to overcrowding. Second, she won't be waltzing into your New York salon any time soon because she's been ordered to 90 days in rehab once she's released.

Idiots.

[Image via AP Images.]

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