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Lindsay's Big Fat $0 Paycheck From Ungaro

Maybe Lindsay Lohan was the desperate one, not Ungaro because reports are claiming that the artistic advisor isn't getting paid a damn thing.

Ha!

A source confirms that "Ungaro is not paying her at all to be a consultant for them. Her team is working to get Lindsay some form of payment from the fashion house, but right now they will only give her free clothes."

Oh, so that explains the leather jacket incident.

We guess Ungaro isn't regretting their choice after all and Lindsay's addition to the fashion house probably worked in their favor with the press (even though it was mostly, ok all, bad press).

The source goes on to blab “The deal is perfect for them – they have nothing to lose, even though the clothes were not a big hit during Paris fashion week. Lindsay even paid for her flight and hotel in Paris."

OK, now that's a little harsh, but the bigger question is where'd she get the money?

It's also being said that Linds isn't speaking to mom Dina, but Orange Oprah is in so much denial she tells the press that Lindsay's soooo busy they don't have time to talk. The riff between the two "got worse 6 months ago when she begged her mother not to do something with the Shoe Han idea."

Didn't Dina say her daughter "the genius" was lending her creative input to the project?

We will give Linds some credit because she was actually embarassed by Dina's shoe line and thought it would hurt the wacktress' while she attempts to make her comeback.

This story just gets worse as the days pass. Since both of her parents are using their daughter for attention, maybe the Ungaro folks could step in and get her help!

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Lindsay Doesn't Know The Definition of "Borrow"

When are designers going to learn you can't let Lindsay Lohan borrow ANYTHING!

The failed creative director recently went to accessories label Arielle de Pinto in Paris and snagged up a few thing for a "photo shoot and a party".

This kind of thing is normal when it comes to one-of-a-kind pieces, so the store took Lindsanity's credit card imprint, which guarantees the wacktress would return the borrowed items.

Well, as of this week the items haven't been returned and are no longer in Paris. What's even more shady is that the credit card Lindsay left on file with the store has been canceled.

We're guessing reps for Lindsay (if there are still any sticking by the train wreck) will say this was a whole misunderstanding like the whole Elle jewelry fiasco.

You've got a real thief genius on your hands Dina Lohan!

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Dina Lohan To Launch Shoe Line! WTF????

Like a gift that keeps on giving, Dina Lohan never fails to amuse.

This time, Mommy Dearest is bringing the laughs with the announcement of her new shoe line, which she cleverly named Shoe-han. You know, like Lohan. Get it?

We can't say we're surprised; with all the attention Lindsay was getting for her involvement with Emanuel Ungaro, we're sure the hard pAArtying momma wanted in on the designing attention action.

Her official announcement will come this Thursday, but we caught wind of the info early. What's more, Orange Oprah will be the new spokeswoman for the shoe retailer LoveMyShoes.com, which apparently started on Long Island but is now nationwide. The retailer aims to be hawking Dina's shoes by Mother's day 2010.

We CANNOT wait to see the tasteless garbage she churns out.

Hope it's even funnier than Lindsay's Ungaro collaboration!

Would U ever consider wearing Shoe-han shoes??

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