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Bethenny Frankel Aubrey O'Day Shows Off Her 'Shopped Milkshake

What a difference from that behind the scenes video!

Aubrey hO'Day is not looking like herself at ALL in this Millions of Milkshakes promo pHOto.

Auberella, we all know you look nothing like that! Your face is puffier than Heidi Montag - post-surgery!

And we simply don't have enough time to talk about everything that was retouched to hell from the neck down.

Whatever happened to you being proud of your body???

[Image via Millions of Milkshakes.]

Franken-Heidi In Training! Teen Starts Botox At 15

This is disturbing.

Since the age of 15, Hannah Burge has been receiving Botox injections from her mom, who has been dubbed the Human Barbie, making Hannah the youngest girl in the UK to get the wrinkle filler.

We're not exactly sure that's a title to be proud of.

Hannah says she had two reasons to get the injections: to prevent wrinkles and get rid of "a couple of lines" around her mouth and on her forehead.

Seriously!? She's too young!

Now at 16 year old Hannah makes her vanity issues clear:

"Appearance is important to me and I don't want to look haggard and ugly by the time I'm 25. Some of my friends told me that the earlier you start to have B, the fewer wrinkles you'll have as an adult."

So you'd rather look like Heidi Montag!? Besides, the younger you start, the more you're going to have to maintain it!

Her mom Sarah, who has spent roughly $750,000 on plastic surgery for herself, justifies injecting her daughter with Botox saying:

"I was thrilled Hannah was open and honest with me about having Botox. I'd much rather know about it than have her do it behind my back. I talked her through the procedure and feel I did the responsible thing. I know some parents will be horrified but this is my way of protecting my daughter from back-street rip-off merchants. Also, considering I have had so much surgery, I'd be a hypocrite to tell my daughter she couldn't have Botox."

Has some of that silicone gone to your head!?

There's a difference between being a hypocrite and a responsible parent! She hasn't even finished developing yet!

Fazel Fatah, President-Elect of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeon agrees that they're both bat shiz crazy for doing this, saying:

"It is shocking to me, as an experienced surgeon, that anyone would buy from the internet and administer Botox into the face of a 16-year-old. And buying Botox or fillers online is extremely dangerous because the buyer has no idea of the source. The product could be contaminated or not completely pure. Too frequent or excessive dosing of Botox can lead to the patient developing resistance to treatment or may exaggerate any facial asymmetry. Excessive Botox can also cause facial weakness or paralysis, and double vision, if injected incorrectly near the eye area."

We doubt either of them can get that into their Botox'd brains.

If anything good can come out of this, it's a Lifetime movie or at the very least an episode of Oprah.

[Image via The Daily Mail.]

Heidi To Design Outfits For Her New Body

Now that the 2010 model of Heidi Montag has come out, she's had to scrap her second clothing line and tailor it to her new man-made body.

Heidi debuted one of her new creations (above) over Valentines Day weekend in Las Vegas saying:

"It was exactly what I wanted to wear for my new body. I’ve never felt sexier or more confident in my life. It was revealing but still kept something to the imagination. It hugged all my curves perfectly.”

And don't even pretend like you're leaving anything to the imagination. You've already posed for Playboy and you're going for round 2 very soon.

The fembot reassures everyone that this is just the beginning. She adds:

"I really would love to do a low end line [for my] fans and it can be really accessible and then a one of a kind couture line to really showcase my creativity.”

There's so many things wrong with that statement we don't know where to begin.

First of all, how much are you planning to charge for those pieces of cloth? Second, what fans?

And lastly, don't insult couturiers with your wanting to do a high-end one off collection.

What do U think of Heidi's dress?

[Image via WENN.]

Whitney Port Lets The Claws Come Out

Is there a little salt mixed in with all that sugar, Whitney?

Seems like things might be a little competitive between The Hills girls in the design world.

When asked if the failures of Lauren Conrad's and Heidi Montag's respective clothing lines was alarming for her own line, Whitney Port responded, "I put myself in sort of a different realm as them."

Meow!

But then she switched back to her sugary sweet gear, ending diplomatically by saying,

"Obviously, it's scary. I think it's really hard to break out right now since the fashion industry is struggling. I mean, people don't want to spend their money on clothes right now - it's a luxury. You're always worried about people not understanding your point of view, not being able to get it. But I think my biggest competition is myself."

Hm. Somehow we doubt that.

You may recall that Lauren didn't come to Whitney's show at fashion week to show her support.

Things a little tricky with the new competiton??

Wonder how LC feels about being in a different "realm" than Whit!

[Image via WENN.]