Archive for the 'Hot Mess' Category

Cokate Being A Hot Mess In Paris

Not that we're surprised.

Kate Moss was looking a little worse for wear outside Vogue Paris' 90th Anniversary bash Thursday night.

As they were leaving the masquerade party, the supermodel and the rat's nest on her head were being held up by her boyfriend Jamie Hince and another man.

clASSy.

[Image via WENN.]

FAIL!!!

Does this hot tranny mess ever look in a mirror!?

Jordan and her massive boobs launched her collection of Katie Price iPods on Friday wearing THAT.

We're surprised the British Kardashian could breathe in that silver sausage casing of an outfit because it looks like it's ready to bust at any minute.

We'll save our comments on her iPod tiara and earrings, the ridiculousness speaks for itself.

[Image via Daniel Deme/WENN.]

Dreckitude At Its Finest!

Have you ever seen so much fabric!?

Whoopi Goldberg and Andre Leon Talley were twins at last night's Costume Institute Gala. Both were swimming in creations made by ALT's favorite, Chado Ralph Rucci.

We're sorry, but these are in Andre's words "dreck"!

Thoughts???

[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]

Who's The Bigger Hot Mess?

Where do we start?

Both Andre Leon Talley and Pat Field were spotted looking like a hot mess express after the Ralph Lauren fashion show.

Vogue's editor at large wore a high fashion version of those tacky bikini and 6 pack ab t-shirts that tourists pick up while vacationing at the beach.

You're not fooling anyone with those painted on abs of steel, Andre. We all know what's going on underneath that tent.

And then there's Pat. It's hard to imagine that this is the person responsible for styling the ladies of Sex and the City.

Maybe she should take her own advice!

[Image via Anthony Dixon/WENN.]