What a pain in the ass!
In the last two months, 6 women in Newark, New Jersey have been hospitalized from botched plastic surgery.
The women have suffered deep tissue and skin infections as a result of being injected in the butt with silicone, petroleum jelly, hardware-grade caulk as well as "a variety of unknown materials"
Nasty!
A hospital source said the so called "treatments" occurred in hotels.
Stoopid!
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This is disturbing.
Since the age of 15, Hannah Burge has been receiving Botox injections from her mom, who has been dubbed the Human Barbie, making Hannah the youngest girl in the UK to get the wrinkle filler.
We're not exactly sure that's a title to be proud of.
Hannah says she had two reasons to get the injections: to prevent wrinkles and get rid of "a couple of lines" around her mouth and on her forehead.
Seriously!? She's too young!
Now at 16 year old Hannah makes her vanity issues clear:
"Appearance is important to me and I don't want to look haggard and ugly by the time I'm 25. Some of my friends told me that the earlier you start to have B, the fewer wrinkles you'll have as an adult."
So you'd rather look like Heidi Montag!? Besides, the younger you start, the more you're going to have to maintain it!
Her mom Sarah, who has spent roughly $750,000 on plastic surgery for herself, justifies injecting her daughter with Botox saying:
"I was thrilled Hannah was open and honest with me about having Botox. I'd much rather know about it than have her do it behind my back. I talked her through the procedure and feel I did the responsible thing. I know some parents will be horrified but this is my way of protecting my daughter from back-street rip-off merchants. Also, considering I have had so much surgery, I'd be a hypocrite to tell my daughter she couldn't have Botox."
Has some of that silicone gone to your head!?
There's a difference between being a hypocrite and a responsible parent! She hasn't even finished developing yet!
Fazel Fatah, President-Elect of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeon agrees that they're both bat shiz crazy for doing this, saying:
"It is shocking to me, as an experienced surgeon, that anyone would buy from the internet and administer Botox into the face of a 16-year-old. And buying Botox or fillers online is extremely dangerous because the buyer has no idea of the source. The product could be contaminated or not completely pure. Too frequent or excessive dosing of Botox can lead to the patient developing resistance to treatment or may exaggerate any facial asymmetry. Excessive Botox can also cause facial weakness or paralysis, and double vision, if injected incorrectly near the eye area."
We doubt either of them can get that into their Botox'd brains.
If anything good can come out of this, it's a Lifetime movie or at the very least an episode of Oprah.
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Now that the 2010 model of Heidi Montag has come out, she's had to scrap her second clothing line and tailor it to her new man-made body.
Heidi debuted one of her new creations (above) over Valentines Day weekend in Las Vegas saying:
"It was exactly what I wanted to wear for my new body. I’ve never felt sexier or more confident in my life. It was revealing but still kept something to the imagination. It hugged all my curves perfectly.”
And don't even pretend like you're leaving anything to the imagination. You've already posed for Playboy and you're going for round 2 very soon.
The fembot reassures everyone that this is just the beginning. She adds:
"I really would love to do a low end line [for my] fans and it can be really accessible and then a one of a kind couture line to really showcase my creativity.”
There's so many things wrong with that statement we don't know where to begin.
First of all, how much are you planning to charge for those pieces of cloth? Second, what fans?
And lastly, don't insult couturiers with your wanting to do a high-end one off collection.
What do U think of Heidi's dress?
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It feels like every week there's a new product that claims it can help turn back time or freeze it!
Now the secret to stop aging in its tracks is Rodial's Glamoxy Snake Serum. The active ingredient is Syn-Ake, which claims to freeze your muscles just like the venom of a South-East Asian Temple Viper.
Creepy.
President of Rodial, Maria Hatzistefanis explains the products effects saying: "One to two pumps a day will last on the skin for eight hours if applied twice a day, morning and evening under your moisturizer."
Trials have also shown that after 2 pumps a day for 28 days, your wrinkles will be 52% less noticeable.
But the snake serum doesn't come cheap. One 25ml bottle will set you back $200. But for high maintenance celebs like Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell & Cheryl Cole, who are fans of the product, must think its worth the steep price.
Wonder how long it'll be before someone tries to find the snake, just to make it bite them in the face?
After seeing those pictures it should come as no surprise that Victoria Beckham will soon be undergoing surgery on both feet to remove those nasty bunions.
The painful surgery will confine Posh to a not so chic wheelchair while her feet heal.
A source close to the Brit says:
"She's been told the only way to get rid of the pain is by having surgery. She's finally facing up to it, but she's really worried about the painful procedure and the fact it will leave her out of action. It's a pretty major operation and Vic's said she's having sleepless nights at the thought of it. She's even been breaking out into a panic from the stress of contemplating such painful surgery."
She should have thought of that BEFORE wearing those towering and damaging heels of hers.
At least she gets David to wait on her.
Yum!
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