
There's no way!
That girl on the cover Eva magazine is Kristen Stewart!!!
It doesn't even look like her!
And WTF is up with that bullet hole on her lip?
Ick!
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Both Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart were looking pretty on Thursday night's El Lay premiere of their new flick The Runaways.
Yes, we said both!
K-Stew surprised us by wearing a pink Doo.Ri dress. We're so use to her wearing dark colors, so it was kind of refreshing to see her do a play up her feminine side.
Although we still prefer her pulled back Oscar hairstyle more than the slicked back mullet and the black shoes are an eyesore, but overall it's a nice look.
And then there's little Dakota. The budding actress wore a beautiful Valentino Couture mini dress. We think it was the perfect choice for the 16 year old as it's fun, yet classy.
Well done ladies!
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Well, well! Look who proved she can clean up rather nicely!
Major kudos to you, Kristen Stewart, for not only deciding to wear that daring and delightful Monique Lhuiller gown, but for also washing your hair for the occasion.
Somewhere in London, R-Patz is salivating!
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For some reason, Kristen Stewart decided to attend the London Fashion Week Burberry Prorsum show today held at the Chelsea College of Art and Design in London.
And surprisingly, she didn't look as bad as usual.
We're sure it's the silver Burberry Prorsum Knot Skirt she wore that helped make her look presentable.
But maybe while she's there she'll learn a thing or two about fashion.
Such as brushing your hair and smiling every once in a while won't hurt.
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Guess they'll invite just about anybody nowadays.
Kristen Stewart and her whack eye showed up the Elle Style Awards on Monday night looking less than happy to be there.
The greasy Twilighter was wearing a dress by Emilio Pucci.
If she's going to be like this every time, what's the point of inviting her? She doesn't deserve it!
P.S. The guy to the left's face pretty much sums up our thoughts of K-Stew.
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