Emerging "designer" Jenni "JWoww" Farley recently told MTV News that she hated her wardrobe choices on the first season of the Jersey Shore.
In a non-sensical admission, JWoww says "I was really sick during the shooting of it. I ended up going to the doctors and the hospital, but they don't show it. So, like, everything!"
Umm, what does that have to do with you wearing and now selling your boob slings?
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The cast of Jersey Shore have been everywhere as of late, and it looks like their next stop will be at the tents of Bryant Park!
Fashion insiders are reporting that the juice heads have been demanding for tickets to the shows.
We blame 'roid-rage.
But their manager Michael Schweiger is fist pumping to a different beat. He says at least three designers have approached the cast, specifically JWoww & Sammi Sweetheart to attend and possibly even walk the runway.
That's a little extreme. Plus do the designers understand the clothes may become damaged after their orange tinge rubs off on them?
If they do show up, Allure's editor-in-chief Linda Wells believes "They should dress exactly the way they always do and not change a hair or hair gel or tone down the tan."
But Paul Wilmot, who reps designers such as Tommy Hilfiger and Oscar de la Renta disagrees, saying: "If they're going to a designer's show, the nicest thing they can do is wear the designer's clothes. No wife beaters, no baggy jeans. Dress up and act like ladies and gentlemen. And invest in a good haircut."
DJ Pauly D is offended by that last comment.
We're sure if the cast does make an appearance the drama is sure to follow. And we hope MTV's cameras are rolling to catch it all!
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First, JWOWW's skanky tops, now this.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is getting his own cologne, or so he says.
The abs of steel reality show star was overheard talking about his new stank called, "The Sitch" while partying at Miami's Mansion nightclub.
Wonder what it'll smell like?
Gym sweat, tanning bed with a splash of fabric softener?
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While guido wannabes are blocking out 25 minutes of their morning routine to achieve the perfect Pauly D hairstyle, the ladies are also trying to achieve the perfect Jersey Shore look.
Salons from Seaside Heights to El Lay report that girls are coming in and requesting the ultra teased 'do of pint-sized guidette Snooki. The look has already been dubbed "The Snook".
Achieving the perfect orange glow is sure to follow.
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Now that the cast of MTV's new hit reality show Jersey Shore have achieved some sort of fame, Life & Style Magazine decided they needed a Hollywood makeover.
Each housemate was transformed into well-known celebs and they turned out pretty good.
Cute couple of the Shore Sammi and Ronnie were made into a tanner Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. J Woww was styled like Megan Fox, while The Situation got the Jake Gyllenhaal treatment.
America's favorite guidette Snooki could easily be mistaken for Kim Kardashian's shorter, tanner, fatter sister and Vinny channeled his inner Justin Timberlake.
And we can't forget the resident guido-sexual Pauly D. He got turned into everyone's favorite werewolf Taylor Lautner.
We're actually more surprised that he surrendered his hair to someone else! After all, it takes him almost a half hour to achieve the perfect 'do.
What do U think of the transformation???
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