
There's no way!
That girl on the cover Eva magazine is Kristen Stewart!!!
It doesn't even look like her!
And WTF is up with that bullet hole on her lip?
Ick!
[Image courtesy of Eva.]

What a difference from that behind the scenes video!
Aubrey hO'Day is not looking like herself at ALL in this Millions of Milkshakes promo pHOto.
Auberella, we all know you look nothing like that! Your face is puffier than Heidi Montag - post-surgery!
And we simply don't have enough time to talk about everything that was retouched to hell from the neck down.
Whatever happened to you being proud of your body???
[Image via Millions of Milkshakes.]

Miley Cyrus went for a different look for the new issue of Teen Vogue and…. we like it!
Although, they are working the Photoshop on her - hard.
What do U think of Miley in the mag???

Meet Lindsey Wixson, the new face of Miu Miu.
While the ads may be photoshopped to hell, the Wichita, Kansas native really is as young as she looks because the girl is only 15-years-old!
She's a little young, no?
[Image courtesy of Miu Miu.]

Jessica Simpson should not be saying danke schoen to the retouchers over at Cosmo Germany.
From what we can see they magically made her waist smaller and that shirt incredibly straight even though we all know the girls' got curves.
Not to mention her boobs are looking all sorts of wonky. We know one boob is traditionally larger than the other, but this is taking that statement a bit far, don't you think?
The price of beauty, right Jess?
[Image courtesy of Cosmopolitan Germany.]