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How Many Peacocks Did She Kill???

This seriously hurts our eyes!

~~Katie Price~~ Jordan's breasts took a stroll around London Thursday night after stuffing themselves down a peacock corset dress.

The dress isn't THAT bad as long as the feathers are fake. It's the person who's wearing the dress that ruins it.

And the Amy Winehouse hair doesn't help either.

Or the Shanna Moakler face paint.

Or the ugly blue shoes.

Or the orange tint of her skin.

We're pretty much convinced she wore this to get attention. Good job, Katie, you got what you wanted.

[Image via WENN.]

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Shanna Moakler Launches Face Paint

Filed Under: Tacky & True Beauty Buzz Shanna Moakler Collection's Bureau

Shanna Moakler launched her line of ~~stripper makeup~~ cosmetics, Smoak Cosmetic Line, last night, October 13, at Cafe Was in Hollywood.

According to the line's website, after modeling in New York and Miami, Shanna "knew the gravity of importance of knowing the products and knowing how to apply her own face makeup….[she] wanted to put together a collection that was more intimate and truly reflected what she feels women need in their cosmetics."

Say what?

Apparently she thinks women need metallic eyelids from brow to lash and gobs and gobs of lip gloss.

The website includes e-commerce as well as press, an "Artist of the Month," section, and tips on how to apply your makeup. So, you know, if you want to look like ~~you're turning tricks~~ Shanna, you can get pointers straight from the horse's mouth (be warned: the site is so poorly written, it takes patience and time to decipher the run-ons and errors, as exemplified above).

The line includes everything from foundation and face primers to brushes and makeup remover.

What do U think of Smoak Cosmetics?

[Image via WENN.]

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