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Botox Mom In Counseling, Taking Parenting Classes

As she should!

Just when you thought you heard the last about Botox Mom Sheena Upton, she's back in the spotlight again…this time with some promising news.

After visiting the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services earlier this week, Sheena is thankfully attending parenting classes and is in mental health counseling.

A source close to the mom says:

"Sheena seems to be willing to do the work required to make sure she keeps custody of her children. [She] is beginning to grasp what she did to her daughter. Sheena will have two family members living with her and her daughters for at least the next six months. The DCFS investigation into the matter will remain open for at least the next six months."

Happy to hear that she's taking the proper steps in literally taking the poison out of her children's lives. We hope she continues to stay on the right path.

Optically Correct 3D Glasses On Their Way

Italian eyewear company Luxottica is currently in works on the world's most unnecessary first line of optically correct 3D glasses ever.

These glasses will make their U.S. debut through Luxottica's Oakley brand next year, following extensive tests, including ones done with DreamWorks Animation Studios.

Here's what Oakley had to say about their product:

"Oakley 3D eyewear is the first 3D eyewear on Earth with optically correct lenses. What does that mean?

Well, even non-prescription eyewear can change your view of the world, and not in a good way. Conventional 3D lenses can bend light in ways that make images appear shifted from their true position. They can also magnify parts of an image, and reduce the sharpness and clarity of what you are viewing. Each eye might be viewing a subtly different version of the same image, so your brain has to do more work to put the two images together.

Oakley put its decades of innovation into engineering optically correct 3D lenses that virtually eliminate these distortions. Oakley 3D eyewear gives you the clearest, sharpest, truest vision possible. It's all about clarity and fidelity in what you are viewing, and our 3D eyewear reigns supreme."

The PREMIUM editions? So, what's the deal with the regular editions? Will they only show sub-par 3D, like from Clash of the Titans?

This may very well be the most ABSURD announcement to come out of the world of fashion, 3D, technology, and arguably news in general!

Would U buy a pair of these 3D glasses?

[Image via WENN.]

Can't Afford New Tights?

Between the gross Muse behind the scenes vid and these icky cheap looking panty hose, it almost seems like Lindsay Lohan wants people to think she's trashy.

Call us old-fashioned, but tights and stockings with tons of runs will never look good. It's not offbeat, it's awful.

Would you ever rock holy tights?

[Image via WENN.]

Shanna Moakler Launches Face Paint

Shanna Moakler launched her line of stripper makeup cosmetics, Smoak Cosmetic Line, last night, October 13, at Cafe Was in Hollywood.

According to the line's website, after modeling in New York and Miami, Shanna "knew the gravity of importance of knowing the products and knowing how to apply her own face makeup….[she] wanted to put together a collection that was more intimate and truly reflected what she feels women need in their cosmetics."

Say what?

Apparently she thinks women need metallic eyelids from brow to lash and gobs and gobs of lip gloss.

The website includes e-commerce as well as press, an "Artist of the Month," section, and tips on how to apply your makeup. So, you know, if you want to look like you're turning tricks Shanna, you can get pointers straight from the horse's mouth (be warned: the site is so poorly written, it takes patience and time to decipher the run-ons and errors, as exemplified above).

The line includes everything from foundation and face primers to brushes and makeup remover.

What do U think of Smoak Cosmetics?

[Image via WENN.]