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Oh No! Lacey Schwimmer Dons A Super Hero Costume!

When Lacey Schwimmer took on the role of host at Las Vegas' Vanity Nightclub, she must have thought she was going to play Catwoman's risque twin.

Sporting high-waisted, super shiny leggings and an even shinier, super tight bra with what appears to be shoulder pad wings, we wonder what was going through her stylist's mind.

Ladies and gents, we file this under 'what NOT to wear.'

Luckily, it's just an outfit and that hot bod of hers can fit into something better looking next time!

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Botox Mom In Counseling, Taking Parenting Classes

As she should!

Just when you thought you heard the last about Botox Mom Sheena Upton, she's back in the spotlight again…this time with some promising news.

After visiting the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services earlier this week, Sheena is thankfully attending parenting classes and is in mental health counseling.

A source close to the mom says:

"Sheena seems to be willing to do the work required to make sure she keeps custody of her children. [She] is beginning to grasp what she did to her daughter. Sheena will have two family members living with her and her daughters for at least the next six months. The DCFS investigation into the matter will remain open for at least the next six months."

Happy to hear that she's taking the proper steps in literally taking the poison out of her children's lives. We hope she continues to stay on the right path.

Optically Correct 3D Glasses On Their Way

Italian eyewear company Luxottica is currently in works on the world's most unnecessary first line of optically correct 3D glasses ever.

These glasses will make their U.S. debut through Luxottica's Oakley brand next year, following extensive tests, including ones done with DreamWorks Animation Studios.

Here's what Oakley had to say about their product:

"Oakley 3D eyewear is the first 3D eyewear on Earth with optically correct lenses. What does that mean?

Well, even non-prescription eyewear can change your view of the world, and not in a good way. Conventional 3D lenses can bend light in ways that make images appear shifted from their true position. They can also magnify parts of an image, and reduce the sharpness and clarity of what you are viewing. Each eye might be viewing a subtly different version of the same image, so your brain has to do more work to put the two images together.

Oakley put its decades of innovation into engineering optically correct 3D lenses that virtually eliminate these distortions. Oakley 3D eyewear gives you the clearest, sharpest, truest vision possible. It's all about clarity and fidelity in what you are viewing, and our 3D eyewear reigns supreme."

The PREMIUM editions? So, what's the deal with the regular editions? Will they only show sub-par 3D, like from Clash of the Titans?

This may very well be the most ABSURD announcement to come out of the world of fashion, 3D, technology, and arguably news in general!

Would U buy a pair of these 3D glasses?

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Can't Afford New Tights?

Between the gross Muse behind the scenes vid and these icky cheap looking panty hose, it almost seems like Lindsay Lohan wants people to think she's trashy.

Call us old-fashioned, but tights and stockings with tons of runs will never look good. It's not offbeat, it's awful.

Would you ever rock holy tights?

[Image via WENN.]