We wish we were kidding.
German company Vivaeros has developed a cologne for men (and probably some women) that smells like you guess it, vagina!
Head of the company Guido Lenssen says they developed the Vulva Original by taking a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal from women of all ages.
Seksi!
And they're not stopping with just one smelly vagina fragrance. Guido and co are already developing a range of scents based on the vajayjay.
What's next, a penis perfume???
Dayum!
Those Frenchies sure do love their H&M!
The stampede all went down at the opening of the fast fashion chain in Toulouse, France. Once the store opened the flood gates mass chaos ensued as everyone tried to get their hands on anything they could find that was made by Sonia Rykiel.
We can't help but laugh at the employee that ran for her life once the gate began to open!
Check out the madness in the clip, above!
While tuning into the 52nd Grammy Awards, some viewers were so enraged by what performers like Lady GaGa, Beyonce and Pink were wearing they filed complaints with the FCC!
Seriously?
Here are some hilarious, misspelled and grammatically incorrect highlights from the complaints:
From Pittsburgh, PA:
During the viewing of the Grammy award ceremony, we witnessed Lady Gaga (if you could call her a lady) show the viewing audience her mostly bare behind, and frontal crotch area. I had children watching and do not appreciate what I would consider inappropriate dress…
From Savannah, TX:
Please fine them and compel whomever puts such smut on the television to make it viewable for people of all ages - and that includes commercials (so no Enzyte, feminine products, cheat on your spouse ads either) - or find some way to prevent shows like this from being aired on television at all.
From Douglasville, GA:
The Grammy's 1st 3 acts were outlandish! Lady Gaga was barely covered below the belt! Her rear end was very exposed and that is inappropriate. Pink wore a nude suit, however you could see her tattoo's through the suit so I am apt to believe that you could see her rear end while dangling from the ceiling. Beyonce grabbed her crotch and proceeded to get down on her knees where her breast almost fall out of her dress…My children were watching this durning PRIME TIME and this is what they view. How disappointing this was. I had to explain to a 10 year old why turning on a tv now is a hazard!From Lawrenceville, GA:
…beyonce simulated fellatio+lady gaga's nude buttocks and vagina was publically aired to the public. too pink did her routine in an outfit which only covered 5% of her.cbs publically aired to the public which we are all totally disgusted by shots of pinks nude buttocks&shots of lady gagas nude buttocks and vagina&direct shots of pinks nude vagina which was very barely covered…cbs should be fined BILLIONS just to insure the cbs does not ever publically air female nudity or shots of women performing a simulated sex or sex act ever again.From Pineville, NC:
The opening act (8pm) was Lady GAGA. Show and she went too far in the costumn. The lower section of her skimmy attire-is best described as a thong. Just barely enough to cover her lower pubic hair area and she literally showed her buttocks as she ascended stairs-which revealed her exposed butt! Very inappropriate for the 8 pm viewing slot. This is the 2nd time Lady (?) Ga Ga was allowed GaGa to expose her bare buttocks on TV. Ga Ga and Jewel both pushed the envelope last night and lost us a viewers. Clean it up or send um to an R rated station! Who's minding the store, before this stuff airs in 8 PM slot?
It's hard to take these complaints seriously when they don't know how to spell or even know who was actually performing.
What do U think? Were the outfits too scandalous???
[Image via AP Images.]
They must be desperate!
Fred Perry has designed a collection around Amy Winehouse.
The label's marketing director, Richard Martin explains their choice of crackie, saying:
"Amy has been wearing Fred Perry for years, so we were aware she was a genuine fan of the brand. Amy has a unique sense of style that reflects the brand's own historical reference points."
Martin insists that Amy was very involved with the picking of fabric, color and styling details for the collection that includes twinsets, skinny pencil skirts, capri pants, mini dresses and polo shirts.
Wonder if they'll come with drug concealing or pipe shaped pockets?
Amazing!
Jil Sander takes wood to new heights with this new shoe. It doesn't exactly look comfortable, but for more than $1,200 we sure hope it is!
Thoughts???
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